Money printer go BRRR

Monetary policy: the less ink, the dearer the money

printing 1 = ÷ ink left²

Every bill costs one th more and prints one th less than the one before. The first costs and prints ; with half the ink left a bill costs twice that and prints half, so every costs four times as much to make. No bill can ever be printed cheaper than the one before it. All the bills together print and not a drop more. With the window's that is , for good.

Standing orders

1. Print

   Start the printer and your browser hashes until it finds a bill. The first bill costs in paper, and every bill a little more than the one before. It prints its part of the ink that is left, as real in your wallet, in the same transaction. One bill a block, first valid hash wins.

2. Star notes

   of everything a bill prints goes into the pot. The hash of the next block, which does not exist when you print, makes one bill in a star note, and a star note takes the pot: about at the start.

3. The window

   Bill # opens the /ETH pool on Uniswap v4 at the price the first bill was printed at, about for 1 ETH. The window's are for sale above it, and of everything printers paid until then sits under it as ETH bids. Nobody can take that liquidity out. What is printed before the window, and in its first minutes, stays in its printer's wallet until those minutes are up, so nobody can sell their printing into the open. What is bought from the pool can be sold at any time.

4. Own the press

   Stake for days and of the paper of every bill is paid to the stakes in ETH, split by size and term: . Only staked earn. What is still wet can be staked as it is.

5. Sellers pay buyers

   The window takes of every trade, to buy and to sell alike: at the open, falling in a straight line to over minutes. of what a seller is taxed goes into a pot, and the pot pays the tax of whoever buys next. When somebody sells, the next buyer buys tax-free, as far as the pot reaches.

6. The shredder

   of a buy's tax goes into the shredder, and so does of the paper of every bill. The shredder buys from the pool and burns it, a little every few seconds.

7. No strings

   There can never be more than , and only a bill makes a new one. The token has no owner, no blacklist and no pause, and once the ink is dry nothing limits what a wallet can hold or send. Nobody can change the ink, the tax or the split, and nobody can take the pool's liquidity out.